a) underwear on the head. not just any underwear; my brothers underwear. i guess it started early.
b) spongebob costume. i wore this around in public. and no, it wasnt halloween.
c) yes those are 50 cent fake tattoos turned into a sleeve. and yes i wore this in public. even to a concert i was working at.
d) nerdy costume. but i DO wear my hair like that on a normal day. rockin the side ponytail napoleon dynamite style.
e) i dont think much can be said about this.
f) this picture is all sorts of awful. but hey...i am most certainly rockin that alligator head like im americas next top model.
g) that is in fact a toilet seat cover. on my head. not sure why but its there.